I am totally getting into the Halloween spirit this year. But no silly costumes for me. I have chosen something very stylish. And noble.
Meet Count Ottula. (Imagine you hear thunder rolling in the distance. And the hooting of owls.)
And from now on I shall speak in zer accent of zer Transylvanian. And I shall make use of my power to teach zer squirrels not to tease zer Count - zey shall get a fright when I flap into zer tree and give zem a BIG smile.... (Imagine more ominous thunder now, if you would).
Until zen, Happy Halloween!