I'm feeling really queasy, I don't mind telling you. It all started yesterday morning. And it was the STAFFs' fault! They fed me a very tasty item of, whatchumacallit, underwear, or something. And I Did enjoy it at first, but boy it didn't sit well in my tummy. Felt really sick all day, but held out with throwing up until 4:30am. I'm very considerate, I know, don't even mention it. Still don't feel very well. Bit better, but not great. A bit of sleep and the bun I found in the park this morning will settle me tummy, I'm sure.Anyway, when I said that they "fed me" underwear, well, the STAFF might say that technically speaking they did not feed it to me. Inasmuch as they left it lying about where I was sure to find it. So, still there fault. What's the difference. "Lying about where I was sure to find it" in the sense of an item carefully placed in the laundry bin where any tall dog could frankly move the lid and do a bit of a precision extraction job.
Let's not quibble over detail here. All in all, you'll agree, they practically fed it to me. It is all there fault. I will not reward them!
Ooof, got to go, not feeling well.
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Oh Otto, poor lad, I am heartbroken! Glad you are taking it so manly and like a big dog.
When you feel better - and if you can type (rumors reached me about a sore paw) - please tell me if the STAFF ever took you to advanced Doggie Class, as they were planning last year.
Lotsa Luv!
Gerlinde, your sympathy and understanding are like a tonic! And me so very poorly. I feel better already.
Anyway, thanks for asking, but I did not need to take the STAFF to any advanced training. They are actually very well behaved (most of the time). Perhaps I will post a training manual soon. Just so that others can benefit.
Amazing how easy it is really.
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